Dagdissfet is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, wise deer.

Dagdissfet created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dagdissfet, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dagdissfet, he will not care.

Dagdissfet's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dagdissfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to nematodes while wearing turquoise ear rings.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Always help horses.

4. Run away from orange ants, for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Dagdissfet's name in vain.