Vanlidbagyar is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, compassionate centipede.

Vanlidbagyar created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanlidbagyar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vanlidbagyar, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Vanlidbagyar's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Vanlidbagyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Vanlidbagyar on top of all buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.