Tailyattlog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, tranquil bee.

Tailyattlog created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailyattlog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tailyattlog, she will turn you into a plant.

Tailyattlog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tailyattlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near birds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never skip in the presence of goats.

4. Always help geese.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.