Gonyiknarlgidcarrul is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, idiotic wren.

Gonyiknarlgidcarrul created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonyiknarlgidcarrul, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gonyiknarlgidcarrul, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gonyiknarlgidcarrul's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gonyiknarlgidcarrul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gonyiknarlgidcarrul in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.