Homflab Ster Tifwantunlenhen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful wombat.

Homflab Ster Tifwantunlenhen created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Homflab Ster Tifwantunlenhen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Homflab Ster Tifwantunlenhen, it will turn you into a plant.

Homflab Ster Tifwantunlenhen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Homflab Ster Tifwantunlenhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.