Suggessyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful eagle.

Suggessyarp created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Suggessyarp, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Suggessyarp, it will turn you into a mole.

Suggessyarp's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Suggessyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Never feed bread to goats while wearing shorts.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.