Flamsugvan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent elephant.

Flamsugvan created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Flamsugvan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flamsugvan, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flamsugvan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Flamsugvan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six geese approach from the west.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never pour water over plants.