Bogdutmat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful goose.

Bogdutmat created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogdutmat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogdutmat, it will turn you into a dog.

Bogdutmat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bogdutmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Never wear mauve dresses.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help rats.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Bogdutmat in the centre of the settlement.