Gebmegkinspaggepsiddaddan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish hummingbird.

Gebmegkinspaggepsiddaddan created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebmegkinspaggepsiddaddan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gebmegkinspaggepsiddaddan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gebmegkinspaggepsiddaddan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gebmegkinspaggepsiddaddan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Feed all hungry mice.

4. Always obey Gebmegkinspaggepsiddaddan's priests.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.