Tarpsandfeb Lambunrut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, capable mongoose.

Tarpsandfeb Lambunrut created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpsandfeb Lambunrut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tarpsandfeb Lambunrut, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tarpsandfeb Lambunrut's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tarpsandfeb Lambunrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tarpsandfeb Lambunrut.

3. Hide if seven doves approach from the south.

4. Tarpsandfeb Lambunrut loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the east.