Nanjarnquat is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring frog.

Nanjarnquat created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanjarnquat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nanjarnquat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nanjarnquat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nanjarnquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Run away if eight whales approach from the north.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.