Hasrowfom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, flying newt.

Hasrowfom created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasrowfom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hasrowfom, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Hasrowfom's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hasrowfom's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hasrowfom.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Do not keep nine goats in a large pit.