Nabganbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonourable donkey.

Nabganbonk created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Nabganbonk, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nabganbonk, she will be very sad.

Nabganbonk's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nabganbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Nabganbonk loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.