Gutpasnibfasflapmis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking salamander.

Gutpasnibfasflapmis created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutpasnibfasflapmis, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gutpasnibfasflapmis, she will manifest in front of you.

Gutpasnibfasflapmis' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gutpasnibfasflapmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.