Rullqueegdot is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, charitable bat.

Rullqueegdot created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullqueegdot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rullqueegdot, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rullqueegdot's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Rullqueegdot's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must pray to Rullqueegdot five times a day.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.