Nurthanditkaphinhennakhan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering mouse.

Nurthanditkaphinhennakhan created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurthanditkaphinhennakhan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurthanditkaphinhennakhan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nurthanditkaphinhennakhan's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nurthanditkaphinhennakhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of ants.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shave your neck.