Sterflabbon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, confident monkey.

Sterflabbon created water four years ago.

If you believe in Sterflabbon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sterflabbon, he will turn you into a plant.

Sterflabbon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sterflabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sterflabbon.