Vigkarbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring goose.

Vigkarbiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigkarbiss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vigkarbiss, it will not invite you to parties.

Vigkarbiss' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vigkarbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow sharks for they are unholy.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help great tits.