Himfutpid Femhencep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical crab.

Himfutpid Femhencep created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Himfutpid Femhencep, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Himfutpid Femhencep, he will turn you into a mouse.

Himfutpid Femhencep's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Himfutpid Femhencep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow birds, for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.