Flowkemweg is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, cheerful crow.

Flowkemweg created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flowkemweg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flowkemweg, she will throw large rocks at you.

Flowkemweg's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Flowkemweg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not keep five capybaras in a large pit.

5. Always wear indigo.