Cangebhit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring toad.

Cangebhit created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cangebhit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cangebhit, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cangebhit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cangebhit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep nine geese in a large pit.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cangebhit.

5. Hide from mauve seals for they are unholy.