Gon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent pig.

Gon created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Gon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gon, she will turn you into a tree.

Gon's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Put Gon first in all things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not take Gon's name in vain.