Yaryim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish hummingbird.

Yaryim created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaryim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yaryim, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yaryim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yaryim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to birds while wearing indigo coats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.