Censhavjad Godstragquagzaklim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, amazing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Censhavjad Godstragquagzaklim created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Censhavjad Godstragquagzaklim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Censhavjad Godstragquagzaklim, she will turn you into a goat.

Censhavjad Godstragquagzaklim's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Censhavjad Godstragquagzaklim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near hamsters while wearing violet trousers.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Censhavjad Godstragquagzaklim in the centre of the settlement.