Bedbemster is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving lobster.

Bedbemster created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedbemster, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bedbemster, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bedbemster's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bedbemster's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Bedbemster must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Never play with disobedient children.