Gutjatwan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, grumpy coyote.

Gutjatwan created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutjatwan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gutjatwan, he will turn you into a plant.

Gutjatwan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gutjatwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.