Davpinkin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, pitiless frog.

Davpinkin created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davpinkin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Davpinkin, he will manifest in front of you.

Davpinkin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Davpinkin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.