Bitbudfed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful deer.

Bitbudfed created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitbudfed, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bitbudfed, it will make you grow a tail.

Bitbudfed's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bitbudfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green corsets.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Never go into blue rooms.