Bemquilltaflarg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced donkey.

Bemquilltaflarg created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemquilltaflarg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bemquilltaflarg, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bemquilltaflarg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bemquilltaflarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide if six otters approach from the north.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.