Riljongambig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient dingo.

Riljongambig created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riljongambig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Riljongambig, he will turn you into a duck.

Riljongambig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Riljongambig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not stand on grass.