Poglimcityam is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-powerful fox.

Poglimcityam created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Poglimcityam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Poglimcityam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Poglimcityam's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Poglimcityam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Never paint your arms mauve.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. You must love Poglimcityam.

5. Never talk about planets.