Mot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair pig.

Mot created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mot, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Mot's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Mot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never paint your back green.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Mot.