Dadsadcud is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish zebra.

Dadsadcud created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadsadcud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dadsadcud, she will manifest in front of you.

Dadsadcud's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dadsadcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.