Weebenshav is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthinking mole.

Weebenshav created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Weebenshav, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Weebenshav, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Weebenshav's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Weebenshav's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Put Weebenshav first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.