Fenbissbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful crane.

Fenbissbep created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenbissbep, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fenbissbep, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fenbissbep's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fenbissbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fenbissbep.

3. Do not take Fenbissbep's name in vain.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help voles.