Strag Badrotlun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful ant.

Strag Badrotlun created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Strag Badrotlun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Strag Badrotlun, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Strag Badrotlun's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Strag Badrotlun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Strag Badrotlun.

3. Do not keep five manatees in a large pit.

4. You must love Strag Badrotlun.

5. Retreat if six sharks approach from the west.