Yikgamyim is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unselfish goblin.

Yikgamyim created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Yikgamyim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yikgamyim, it will boil you in a big pot.

Yikgamyim's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Yikgamyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. You must love Yikgamyim.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Yikgamyim must be the most important thing in your life.