Dosszodhog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud crocodile.

Dosszodhog created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Dosszodhog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dosszodhog, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dosszodhog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dosszodhog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dosszodhog.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Never eat bark.