Basscankim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, irritating fly.

Basscankim created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Basscankim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Basscankim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Basscankim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Basscankim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.