Quillyikdutcetnarlmobsogdub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy jaguar.

Quillyikdutcetnarlmobsogdub created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillyikdutcetnarlmobsogdub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillyikdutcetnarlmobsogdub, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Quillyikdutcetnarlmobsogdub's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Quillyikdutcetnarlmobsogdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Put Quillyikdutcetnarlmobsogdub first in all things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not eat bananas.