Capgidyam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, happy dolphin.

Capgidyam created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capgidyam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Capgidyam, she will try to impress you with trees.

Capgidyam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Capgidyam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Capgidyam on top of all buildings.

2. Put Capgidyam first in all things.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not hurt dolphins.

5. Do not take Capgidyam's name in vain.