Rawdubtin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest armadillo.

Rawdubtin created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawdubtin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rawdubtin, he will destroy your home planet.

Rawdubtin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rawdubtin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must pray to Rawdubtin seven times a day.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always obey Rawdubtin's priests.