Jipgedkab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic human.

Jipgedkab created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipgedkab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jipgedkab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jipgedkab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Jipgedkab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven geese approach from the south.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Never hurt foxes.