Kinfarncad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, prudent skunk.

Kinfarncad created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinfarncad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kinfarncad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Kinfarncad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kinfarncad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear indigo corsets.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kinfarncad.