Yamfudmis Rengutgum is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, stupid dog.

Yamfudmis Rengutgum created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yamfudmis Rengutgum, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yamfudmis Rengutgum, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yamfudmis Rengutgum's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yamfudmis Rengutgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never wear yellow skirts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must pray to Yamfudmis Rengutgum five times a day.