Cimsaghug is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying narwhal.

Cimsaghug created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimsaghug, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cimsaghug, he will turn you into a mole.

Cimsaghug's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cimsaghug's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never hurt porpoises.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.