Midhothog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, kind parrot.

Midhothog created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midhothog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Midhothog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Midhothog's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Midhothog's Holy Commandments

1. Midhothog loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed melons to shrews while wearing cyan coats.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Pray towards the north.