Zenfarhandan Cadgilfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful beaver.

Zenfarhandan Cadgilfarn created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenfarhandan Cadgilfarn, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zenfarhandan Cadgilfarn, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zenfarhandan Cadgilfarn's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Zenfarhandan Cadgilfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed lots of garlic to ducks while wearing turquoise coats.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.