Toncutapp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless whale.

Toncutapp created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Toncutapp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Toncutapp, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Toncutapp's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Toncutapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back fawn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Never think about special relativity near mites while wearing indigo skirts and balancing four titanium spheres on your hands.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Pray towards the south.