Dodmegfed is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak centipede.

Dodmegfed created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodmegfed, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dodmegfed, it will strike you with lightening.

Dodmegfed's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dodmegfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near hamsters while wearing pink rings.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.